lovely pizza lovely wine oh we were all drunk and full and smiley and dressed like children's book characters so we decided to order dessert. cheesecake, obviously was the only way. with cream? oh of course, cream is delicious.
NOW. when one orders cream with a dessert they expect lovely floaty fluffy whipped cream, yes? like this?
HOWEVER. our cheesecake arrived with cream, yes, but not the whipped fancy delight one would usually apprehend. OH NO.
YES DEAR READERS. THAT THERE IS A SAUCER OF CREAM. like that one would feed to a small cat. NEITHER ME, OR MY PARTNER RESEMBLE CATS, MILANO.
party. on.
ALSO i will be doing up a where's wally post in a bit, stay tuned for something a little less outraged
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Jesus that's pretty poor.
ReplyDeleteAlthough i have been known to do that in my old cafe job when there was barely any cream left and the whisk was too far away..... Oh I was such a terrible waiter.
I think we've all been terrible waiters/waitresses in our day but this is definitely somebody taking the piss! It had to be!
ReplyDeletebaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HILLARIOUS! i cant believe they actually served this...dude, they must have been taking the piss... i'd say if you looked around the chef was standing in the kitchen pissing himself laughing dressed like this...
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seriously cathy, some jokers wha
ReplyDeleteThat's a way bigger saucer than I imagined it to be!! AHAHAHA!
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