interior
evening
sarah and lisa’s flat: chatau du victory gin
lisa: drink this
jo: what’s this
jo holds up perfume bottle, confused
lisa: it’s perfume
jo: why would i drink this?
lisa: just to see
sarah: to see like
jo: what would i get if i drank it?
lisa: a shot of fat frog
jo: but i bought the fat frog
lisa: that’s not the point
sarah and lisa continue previous conversation about how awful fat frog is
jo silently puts the perfume bottle in his mouth and squirts it
sarah and lisa notice and applaud
jo pales slightly and blows at lisa
lisa: that’s the most beautiful thing i ever smelled
jo: yeah but my mouth is burning
jo leaves and goes to bathroom to drink water
vomiting noises ensue
sarah and lisa laugh silently
jo reappears with a swagger
jo: it’s grand i drank a load of toilet duck on my 18th birthday
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
I WANTED TO GO HOME TO BED BUT INSTEAD
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
THIS IS MY LIFE
EDIT:
half an hour later a conversation about poetry quickly turns to us listening to tupac
HE'S A POET
party on
smelliest. breath. ever!
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